So I finally made it to BYU....this place is AWESOME....Jeff and Jacquelynn recommended me to go to a couple of classes....one of whom was Randy Bott...this guy was the MAN....he knew his stuff..and the way he thought it was amazing...I was BLOWN AWAY...reminded me a lot like John M Madsen...he spoke about Spirit of Revelation...(wow where was that jacked up guy from yesterday!?!?!?!) straight out of D&C 6-9...told a few stories...one of which I will never forget...pretty much about this kid who was about to take his own life...and this girl went around to bake cookies for him because she was impressed to do so and was told 3 times but didn’t want to give the boy any ideas...anyway...she ends up saving his life...pretty moving I thought......I was looking forward to Susan Easton Black...apparently this lady knows her church history inside out and teaches without any notes and as if she was best mates with Joseph Smith and the pioneers back in the day...well too bad she cancelled...I was spewing!...
Anyway...campus was fun.....out of control...packed...FOOD everywhere...BYU CREAMREY IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I spent ages in the bookstore...could’ve spent 2 days trying to find which books to buy!...Ran into Sis Lindley..(ex-mission president’s wife in Melbourne)....and scared the crap out of her...hahahahaha.bizarre the amount of people I know from Australia that I have seen here in on my trip!
I met up with Cindy Brown...the mother of Michelle Brown, a friend in Melbourne.....I have never met anyone so EXCITED TO SEE ME! Hahahahahaha I couldn’t get over her excitement...
Brandon ‘Money’ Christensen picked me up in his police car and went to Cafe Rio for my last Mexican experience probably for another 10-15 years!....really...his middle name is MONEY!!!! Hahahahaha..good fella whom I served around in Brisbane...it wasn’t a police car...well like a patrol car which flashing lights for the company he works for...I had fun playing the with lights obviously.....I was so glad I caught up with him as we were meant to do it on Saturday and because my American pre-paid phone ran out of credit and I couldn’t get any from anywhere but Wal-Mart, (now I thought we Aussies were the only ones that have Indian telephone operators...well America does as well and it didn’t help me at all....only got my heart rate up!!!!) I thought we wouldn’t be able to catch up....but it worked out...he still has a missionary haircut! Cracker!
So on the way home we went to his canyon near Provo and it started to BUCKET!!!!!!!!!! Really...I have never seen rain like this before.....it was cool....well...not for Jacquelynn...she was a bit nnnneeerrrrvvvvooouuuusssssss......we had dinner at Tuscano ( I think that is how you spell it)..same deal as the Grill place in Vegas....Jeff and I ate like there was no tomorrow...we were all STUFFED...so good though...seriously...why isn’t there one of these in Melbourne...and for $20 BUCKS!!!...again...I didn’t touch the salad bar...closest I got was the fried bananas and the prawns...sorry...SHRIMP!
I finally managed to visit my MTC president and his wife...Paul and Jean Hanks...we have stayed in touch since I was in the MTC...Most people are surprised with why I would stay in touch with my MTC President...well he did literally change my life...I had a real hard time adjusting to being a missionary...(you know I left before they raised the bar! LOL! Now before you get any ideas...yes I was clean and my life was in order!) it was due to a serious lack of preparation like mentally.......that was probably my only regret about my mission...should’ve prepared better mentally! So yeah I had like major adjustment issues...waking early, reading...etc and yeah just wanted OUT...but President Hanks in an interview he had with me just said everything I needed to hear...really...put a rocket up my rear end and my life has never been the same as I’ve applied those principles, or try to, in all areas of my life. I can definitely say if it wasn’t for him and the principles he taught me personally...I would’ve quit and my life would never have turned out the way it has. Paul Hanks, the nephew of Marion D Hanks, looks exactly like David Letterman! HONEST...is hilarious...great seeing him and his wife again...I thought I nearly missed them as well as I left messages on their phone and they were out of town.
So Jeff, Jacquelynn and I decided to do a late night shop at Wal-Mart as it was my last night....I have been looking for dickies the whole time since I have been in the country...I’ve found pants...but no luck with shorts (so should’ve got them in Vegas!!! Dammit!)...so we went got there to get a few other things as well...like a bigger duffle bag to take all my crap home with me, dickies...clothes for my kids and LOLLIES!!!!!!!!!...we found everything but the dickies.......well we did find some...and it was hilarious...we were looking and looking and Jeff found $13 shorts....now that is cheap!!! And Jacquelynn sees them and seriously...looses the plot..dancing around like a kid in a lolly shop yelling “$13 dickies!!!”...and there they were.....her neighbours next door staring at us like “what the hell is on!?!?!?!?!” hahahahahahaaaaa I don’t know what her husband was thinking...but I couldn’t stop laughing...and anyway...these shorts were either MEGA PLUS SIZES or kids sizes...still no cigar...ARGH! I did load up on mountain dew and REESE’S peanut butter cups!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!